Greed, lust, dirty tricks and bloody fist fights... All those things that make life worth living. When Piper and Rick, the two hottest properties in the Battle of the Bands want to make it, only one thing stands in their way. They\'re from opposing High Schools. And Malibu High\'s 6\'6\" muscle-bound monster Godzilla is going to do everything and anything stop his sweet little sister getting it on with some jerk from the Coldwater Canyon High. When all else fails, only Lovelines answering service can keep them together.
A sex-addicted man\'s life starts to unravel when he becomes the subject of a school documentary by a bookish yet beautiful young PhD student. This comedy mockumentary examines the life of Rex, whose addiction to the many vices of sexual pleasure have left him at his witless end.
Lone passengers are traveling to join their loved ones for the Christmas holiday, but winter weather conspires to way-lay them.
A women-in-prison action comedy featuring girls running amok! Multiple Shower Scenes! Kung Fu Food Fights! Mutant Zombies! Evil Scientists, Prominent Product Placement, and Mud Wrastlin!
In this over the top comedy a rivalry between two competing barbershops in New Orleans escalates dramatically, sending the lives of the owners, their families, and their friends spiraling out of control.
The life of a contestant on a \'Bachelorette\' style reality show is thrown into turmoil when the sudden death of his father forces him to quit the series prematurely and reconnect with his estranged sister at the family cabin.
In 1939, WBN, a fourth radio network, is about to take to America\'s airwaves. As if the confusion of the premiere night wasn\'t enough, Penny Henderson, the owner\'s secretary, must deal with an unhappy sponsor, an overbearing boss and a soon-to-be ex-husband who desperately wants her back. As the broadcast begins, a mysterious voice breaks the broadcast and suddenly members of the cast turn up dead. It\'s up to her husband Roger, to find out whodunit as the police chase him through the halls of WBN.
Rifftrax: Star Wars V (Empire Strikes Back): Your favorite sand-phobic midichlorian-rich super villain is back! And this time his capes are even more fabulous his thigh-high Uggs resplendent like never before and his burnt chicken head cloaked in the shiniest plastic helmet yet! And if that wasnt enough Mike Kevin and Bill are pleased to be joined by Darth Vaders bellicose but lovable brother Chad! Yes the movie that gave us one of cinemas most startling revelations and perhaps the most memorable silver screen quote ever (\"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me\") gets the RiffTrax treatment.
Judith Singer is a housewife, out of the journalism business for many years. When a dentist she has been seeing (who has a strong bedside manner even while female patients are still in the chair) is found murdered, she finds that a neighbor is a suspect. She begins to investigate. This places her in danger from the murderer, from the women who have had affairs with the dentist, and from the police who begin to wonder why she is always at the scenes where clues are discovered. Her husband becomes angry at what is happening, placing strains on her family as she finds herself more and more attracted to the police detective investigating the murder.
Budding novelist Nate Shepherd, late 40\'s, and the young and beautiful Jenny Sparks, early 30\'s, meeting in a fancy New York eatery. Complete strangers who have had a rotten day, waiting for their better halves and the rest of their parties they reveal to one another that they are going to meet new people tonight. They quickly realize they are waiting for each other. Just as they begin to connect, Nate\'s girlfriend (Adi), and Jenny\'s boyfriend, Buddy, show up. Buddy rubs Nate the wrong way immediately and we see that Adi is impressed with Buddy\'s stature and wealth, both of which Nate cannot compare. This dinner looks to be an uncomfortable experience for all. After dinner we go home with both couples. Adi breaks up with a stunned Nate. It is obvious the biggest reason is money. At Jenny and Buddy\'s apartment we learn their relationship is healthy on the sexual front, unfortunately, it seems to be hurting everywhere else. Buddy\'s good friend is coming to NYC for a visit although Jenny wants him to come with her to her cousin\'s wedding in Boston instead. Buddy considers the matter closed and in an old fashion sexist way will not even discuss the matter with her. She rolls over to go to sleep, clearly saddened. Buddy\'s LA hipster friend, Sam Steele, comes to town toting a bag of drugs. While Jenny is away, Buddy and his pal play. At Jenny\'s cousin\'s wedding the phone rings with the news that Buddy did indeed overdose. He is dead. Jenny is blown away with shock. At the memorial Nate and Jenny bond once again and it seems that only Nate understands what she is going through. Neither really know where it\'s going to lead, but realizing that might not be such a bad thing.
The Rifftrax Crew give several holiday short films a good riffing. Weird Al Yankovich makes a guest appearance.
EVELYN is a story of self-acceptance and believing in yourself no matter what odds are against you. In this darkly twisted comedy, a lonely dead girl tries to kill herself back to life in order to make friends. Bored with playing with her dead-crow friends, Evelyn ventures outside for the first time and attempts to befriend three rich girls who live on her street.
The film recounts the story of aliens kidnapping the carpet-seller Arif to the planet G.O.R.A. while Arif tries to find a way to get back to his planet, he falls in love with Ceku, the princess. Arif saves the planet from the evil commander-in-chief of G.O.R.A. and hence becomes a hero for the people. In this science-fiction comedy film, Cem Yilmaz played four different characters.
The cast of MTV\'s \'Teen Wolf\' teams up with Funny or Die and gives Charlie Brown a spooky twist.
O\'Shea is the easy going head honcho at Club Med. After years apart, he finally runs into his ex-wife Kate. They fight, fall in love again, and know it won\'t work. Stuffy Englishman Gilbert goes to Club Med to have fun, but it takes French runaway Simone to get him to have fun. Unhappy Danny comes to Club Med under O\'Shea\'s guardianship and always ends up in trouble. This film also shows early appearances by Gloria Estefan and The Miami Sound Machine, Sinbad, and Bill Maher.
Don Middleton is so caught up with his work he neglects his wife Elsa. Lonely Elsa begins to spend more time with Don\'s best friend and they become attracted to one another. Don and Elsa ...
Plans for a nice Sunday picnic seemed doomed even before Stanley and Oliver and their families get into the car. First the boys get into a fight and destroy all the sandwiches. Then the car itself keeps acting up, requiring repeated exits and reboardings by the boys, their wives and grouchy, gout-ridden Uncle Edgar. A brick-throwing tiff with a neighbor threatens to escalate into general mayhem until the local parson strolls by. They finally manage to get underway, steering toward an innocent-looking mud puddle in the street.
The Germans are coming. To snoop, pry and inspect once again, because the Greek are always under suspicion to lie, cheat and scam. And rightfully so. Jörg Geissner, an employee of the Munich based AVO-Bank arrives on the island of Paladiki, to check on the registered securities of a credit granted years ago by his bank. His suspicion: the registered securities - a hospital and a power generating plant - don\'t really exist. But the Greeks aren\'t stupid - they will make Geissner prove that the securities don\'t exist. And so a completely overwhelmed Geissner embarks on an unexpected Odyssey all by himself, against the rest of the island. His constant companion being the shrewd German-Greek gigolo Panos, who will see to it that Geissner\'s search for the power-plant will get him nowhere. In the meantime Paladiki\'s Mayor Spyros will desperately try to conjure something up, which would maybe look like a power plant, at least at night and with the help of a few drink and then some more drinks. Losing the loan would be a catastrophe for the already destitute island and would mean certain bankruptcy. A frantic race ensues on the island of Paladiki, while a decrepit sheepfold is haphazardly turned into - what might hopefully look like - a power plant, while at the same time the fastidious auditor Geissner and the freedom-loving man-about-town (or better -island) Panos get to know each other a little better and somehow also begin to like each other.
Villaviciosa de al Lado is a peaceful town stuck in time, living exclusively of the fame of a 200 years-old spa. Therefore, city hall\'s debts threatens to close the spa and ruin all town. Their salvation becomes when suddenly mayor Anselmo and the rest of members of city hall realize that they won the Christmas Lottery. But their happiness turns in horror after to discover that the prize belongs to a serial number distributed by the town\'s brothel, causing the suspicion of the wives and fear of the husbands after a TV interview where Mari, brothel\'s owner, claims that the almost men of the town will have prize from the lottery. Wanting a way to charge the prize to save the town without to suffer the anger of their respective women, Anselmo, Ricardo, César, Juandi and Paco plots a plan in order to steal the money from the brothel, meanwhile Mari tries reconcile her stranded life and restore the memory of her deceased father, a former mayor fired after she was pregnant being teenager...
In 1966 New Jersey, Jill Rosen, a frustrated high schooler, is intrigued by an enigmatic new student known only as the Sheik. Sheik is an Italian whose primary interests are his car, Frank Sinatra, and Jill. At first she is taken aback by his forwardness, but they soon develop a relationship, much to the chagrin of their parents. Sheik gets expelled from school, and Jill is accepted at an all-girls college. After a fight, Sheik goes to Florida to work in a club lip-synching Sinatra songs. Sheik becomes dissatisfied with his Florida lifestyle and goes back to New Jersey to try to win Jill over.
Naïve man-child Johnny stumbles upon an anonymous box on his quiet Brooklyn street. Panicky residents gather to investigate. What\'s in it, and who left it? Good-natured Steve struggles to be the voice of reason as and speculation turns to accusation. Prejudice and crackpot theories turn neighbor against neighbor. Is Johnny\'s far-fetched story about the box correct, or is there an even more fiendish plot behind it all?
Three life-long friends work the bars in 1980\'s Atlantic City performing the songs of the 60\'s girl groups in this self-indulgent comedy.
A washed-up former child star, forced to do community service at a local megachurch, pretends to be a Christian to land the part of Jesus in their annual Passion Play, only to discover that the most important role of his life is far from Hollywood.
The story of what the hammer-wielding Nordic god Thor was up to while the rest of the Avengers were battling each other in \"Captain America: Civil War\". He moves into a flat with office worker Darryl Jacobson in Australia.
Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes take their podcast, \'Jay and Silent Bob get Old\', to Ireland.
A dog looks to discover his purpose in life over the course of several lifetimes and owners.
Lewis is a young Sydney amateur theater director at his first experience: he is offered a job with a Governmental program for the rehabilitation of mentally ill patients in a Sydney ...
Ignoring her father\'s attempts to counsel her, a young woman races off to a sale at a store. Chased by a motorcycle policeman, she eventually wins him over with the help of a friendly millionaire. Meanwhile, her father desperately needs to retrieve a compromising letter that he once wrote, and he will need help to do it.
Wile E. Coyote uses slow motion photography to record his failures at catching the Road Runner in hopes of detecting where exactly he went wrong and avoiding the same pratfalls in the future.
Wile E. Coyote chases the Road Runner through some snowy mountaintops, leading to a series of snow-related traps such as the Acme Blizzard Machine which makes instant snow....a little too instant for the Coyote\'s taste.
The coyote\'s array of failures this time include a dropping safe, a pole vault, a rocket he rides on, a firecracker in a frisbee, giant flypaper, and explosive tennis balls. Everything seems to land him at the bottom of the same canyon.
Baby Wile E. Coyote is told by his father, Cage E., that he\'s not to speak until he catches a roadrunner. Wile E. tries several products from Acme Jr., including a jack-in-the-box and a water-rocket-propelled bike. They maintain the fine tradition of Acme quality products.
Former Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew rip apart Killers from Space.
Kevin Shepard is a tech-savvy young genius who uses his intelligence to slack off. When greedy video game executive Larry Wolf gets a hold of his ideas for a video game, Kevin and his best friend Becca set off for San Francisco to make Wolf\'s life miserable through a series of pranks.
A perpetually angry man is informed he has 90 minutes to live and promptly sets out to reconcile with his family and friends in the short time he has left.